Kerrang! Magazine
June, 2004
You're just about to take a couple of headache tablets when Rod Stewart stumbles up to you and asks if you know anyone whose 'got any gear'. He takes one look at the pills you're holding and offers you 50 quid for them. What do you do?
RYAN: "Take the money"
TONY: "Take the fucking money"
BRODY: "Take his money"
ANDY: "Take his money and walk away"
You're about to go and you notice a bandmate has a massive bogey hanging out of thier nose. Do you tell them?
BRODY: "That's called having a bat in the cave! And you always pick thier nose."
TONY: “No. NO. You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose." The crowd loves you as you power through your opening numbers.
You're about to launch into the third song of your set when the guitar sound dies completely. What do you do?
ANDY: "Yell ass!"
TONY: "Yell Rocky. Throw your guitar at him and call him an asshole. Yell, 'I wouldn't piss on you even you were on fire."
BRODY: "'I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on you if you were on fire."
ANDY: "I would rush through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball!' That's a quote from Pete Rose. God love him."